Fuhhhh~ Fuhhhh~ *tiup habuk-habuk dekat blog

Assalamualaikum...

Punye lama Cik Hani tak update blog.....last update October...tahun ni tahun paling tak produktif untuk blog Cik Hani..okay la..tahun depan Cik Hani berazam untuk jadi lebih produktif untuk blog ni..cheewahhh~

Nasib baik blog ni tempat Cik Hani meroyan sorang2 luahkan perasan and simpan memori-memori busuk Cik Hani. Hahahaha!! Bukan nak cari follower atau stalker pun (eyh?) hahahaha!!

Okay..cerita penghujung tahun..Cik Hani buat compile sket ape yang dah berlaku..mana yang ingat la ek~

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Kawen.

Okay baca tajuk tu tolong la jangan tanya bila Cik Hani nak kawen k. Tu title untuk my buddies yang dah kawen. Tahniah Khai, Shafex dan pasangan. Dah takde privileges untuk gedik2 gaduh and lepak sampai pagi dengan Khai and Shafex dah pasni. Memang la wife Khai tu kawan Cik Hani jugak tapi hormatlah perasaan dia jugak kan? Dia memang tak jeles dengan Cik Hani sebab Cik Hani pernah bagitau, orang gile je yang jeles dengan aku ni. Yelaaa...Cik Hani ni kan weng sket perangai. Diorang selalu lupe Cik Hani ni pompuan (ouchh~). So kalau nak jeles bila Cik Hani lepak dengan Khai ke Ejal ke, memang kompom sewel sebab jeles dengan orang gile. Hahahah!!

2 down, 1 more to go. Lepas ni turn Ejal. Yang ni sedih lebih sikit la sebab dengan Ejal la gaduh paling teruk. Hahahaha!! Mamat tu pi suh Cik Hani sponsor wedding dia..Siap bagi options hokay nak sponsor mana satu. Pilihan pertama : baju kawen. Gile!! Mak dia kan mak andam. Ade ke suh Cik Hani sponsor baju kawen. Pilihan kedua : goodies bag utk VIP, 300 beg plak tu. Gile banyak VIP dia!! Pilihan ketiga : honeymoon package, berpeluh dengar..Cik Hani kata Cik Hani beli kat Groupon cuti dalam negara je and transportation tak masuk. Hahahaha!!  

Haishhhh~ Lepas ni tak boleh nak pow hadiah besday dari Ejal lagi dah. 

Pangkat & Sambung Belajar.

Alhamdulillah...setelah sekian lama pending, Cik Hani dapat sambung belajar next year. Sambung Master dekat Universiti Malaya..Haishhhh~ Dah tua baru nak sambung Master..Hahahaha!! Then, tahun depan Cik Hani promoted as Head of Program (Early Childhood)...Alaaaaahai...makin kudut la pasni sebab busy.

By the way, Cik Hani buat home-based therapy for special needs. Takde la nak beria kata hebat ke hape tapi buat suka2 nak kerja balik dengan budak2. Lagipun parents diorang request untuk tolong ajar anak2 diorang. Tak sampai hati plak nak kata tak. Hehehehe~

Okay..sebenarnya baaaaaaaaanyak benda nak cita tapi lupa sebab tadi Cik Hani tido time lunch. Bangun teruih blank pale hots ni..Hahahahah!! Soo chao chin chao~

Entry Padat Maksima Lagi (- -")

Assalamualaikum.....

Bapak laaaaa....bulan Julai langsung tak update blog ni. Adoiyai...ape la nasib blog picisan ni. Notebook ni sampai dah bersemut sebab jarang on dah (okay...cerita betul..bukan hiperbola...notebook ni semut dah siap buat playground keluar masuk celah keyboard)... Adessss~

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Bulan 7 ni banyak cerita duka sikit. Biasalah Cik Hani, masa bila tak meroyan? Hahaha!! Bulan 7 masa time kita tengah puasa tu, kitorang kat opis ni bertungkus lumus siapkan kerja macam orang gila, buat persediaan untuk student punye convocation...

Mak aihhhhh~ kelam kabut Ya Rabbi...tak pernah dibuat orang convo masa bulan puasa...Ate nak buat rope maneeee..Udah cakap boss gitu, keme ikut je ler...

Sakit jiwa ngadap boss nak dapatkan approval, cari catering services, last minute cancellation..macam2 hal la..

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Bulan Ramadhan ni bulan rahmat tapi dah 2 tahun berturut jugak dalam bulan rahmat ni Cik Hani kena ujian duka...perghhh!! sakit jiwa ni..Rasa nak pi bunuh orang dah...Hahahaha!! Mula la rasa nak update lagi entry pasal kenapa lelaki suke menipu?? Hahahaha!!!

To you, I'm gonna kill you! Bwahahaha!!

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Sekarang Cik Hani tengah main Tinder plak...macam seronok plak slide gambar orang..hahahaha!! Iman and Yaya pun dah terjebak dengan Tinder ni..tapi Yaya tak boleh nak main sebab fon dia tak boleh download Tinder...Korang try la main Tinder kalau nak dapat banyak kawan baru...Kawan merapu pun banyak dalam tu...Hahahaha!! Hati2 jugak main Tinder tu...Standard la kat mana2 social media mesti ada pervert and sex maniac. Hahahaha!!

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Khai dah kawen 01.08.2014 haritu....wuhuhuhuhu~ Gile sedih.....Lepas ni turn Shafex bulan 10..pastu EJal plakkkkk~ Huuuwaaaaaaa~ Best buddy semua dah kawen......Tak boleh dah nak gedik2 mengade2 nak pow hadiah birthday kat diorangggggg...bapak sedih weyhhhh~

Another Guibo's Story

Assalamualaikum.

Bwahahahaha!!

Okayyy..motif sangat nak ketawa tiba-tiba kan? Biasalah masih mood happy. Angau dengan si Guibo x abes lagi. Bwahahaha! Gataiiiiii~

Okay...semalam memag stress gila pasal kerja. Adalah isu dia. Kang tulis kat blog kang mana tau management ke atau ada sape-sape yang 'baik hati' pergi print screen ke hape kang, tak pasal je kang. Huhuhu~ So, dengar la Flyfm masa nak drive balik. Hujan dengan jammed memang kombinasi yang terbaik waktu tu.. -__-" Zher dengan Guibo buka line untuk pilih lagu. So, semangat la called sebab tengah jammed nak 'mam..' masa tu. Zher yang angkat call masa tu. Zher pun dah panggil nama Hani Suke Dia. Bwahahaha..abes kantoi nama fesbuk. Hahahah!!

So, Zher tanya how is my day..of coz laaaaa Cik Hani jawab bad day. Memang rasa nak benti kerja time tu. Huhuhuhu~ Pastu Zher put my call on hold. Bila dia jawab balik, dia kata to soothe me, Guibo will says romance hape benda ntah untuk tenangkan Cik Hani la konon.

Background music masa tu memang lawak gile. Hahahaha!! Psstt..Guibo call me sayang..hahahahaha!!! Perasan nak mati masa tu..Hahahaha!! Cik Hani dengan Zher dah ketawa-ketawa dah. Memula je sayang pastu Cik Hani balik. Dia dah abes cakap, Cik Hani kata WILL YOU MARRY ME? (gataaaaaaayyyyyyy) Hahahahaha!!!

Guibo cakap dia pemalu. Hahahaha!! Zher dah gelak abes dah masa tu. Tapi deal dia, Guibo kena tengok horror movie first. Ofkos la dia taknak. Bak kata Zher la, enough with eating chicken, don't date with a chicken. Keh3~

Then, Cik Hani request lagu One in a Million by Ne-Yo. Dedicated to my lovely mother for her belated birthday. So, bila bagitau date tu, Guibo pun cakap la sama dengan birthday dia. Zher dah gelak2 cakap you were meant to be together. Bwahahahah!! Siap sebut mother-in-law lagi. Adoi lawak..

Tapi disebabkan tu sume pre-record, masa on air tu diorang dah siap potong la. Cik Hani siap rakam okayyyyy~ So kalau takde mood nanti, dengar tu kompom ketawa..Hahahaha!!

Thank you Zher and Guibo. Both of you really make me smile. Never fail! Kelakar la korang. Suke! Suke! Suke!

Btw, ni kalau awek si Guibo baca ni, mau perang nanti. Jangan simbah asid kat saya. Saya peminat Guibo je. Berangan je lebih ni. Macam saya berangan pasal Gary Runningman tu. Hahahaha~

#sebarkansayang

Guibo (Flyfm) & Kang Gary (Runningman)

Assalamualaikum.

I am baaaaaaaackkkkkk~ Hahahahaha~ Fuhhh~ Fuhhhh~ Cleaning the dust in my blog. Hehehehe~

Durjana apakah yang membuatkan Cik Hani punya entry tajuk lagu ni? (-_-)?

Sebaaaaaaabbbbbbbbb...tadi Cik Hani dapat tangkap gambar dengan Guibo uollssss~ Ya Allah.....luckily my students were around. Kalau takkkkkkk~ memang lagi teruk aku melompat peluk2 Guibo.Why you are sooooooo cute Guibo?!!

Siap patah balik sebab nak tangkap gambar dengan Zher plak...Aaaaa~ melted dengan Guibo...

Dulu, Cik Hani pernah call pasal topik "apa yang perempuan suka ubah pada lelaki?". So Cik Hani kata la Cik Hani nak diorang settle down, cari kerja bagus2, beli rumah n kereta. So, kalau diorang tak kawen dengan Cik Hani pun at least diorang dah prepare untuk get married with another woman. So Guibo said he still wants to party. Cik Hani jawab balik "no worries, go ahead, party as much as you want. I don't mind as long as you know when to stop." Zher and Guibo dah ketawa. Guibo said he have to find me. Cik Hani jawab balik "come,let's start a date, cause I am single right now" Bwahahahaha!!

Jadi, apa kaitan dengan Gary plak? Well, If I buy a new teddy bear after this, I will name it with Guibo because I already have my own Gary so I want my own Guibo plak. Bwahahahaha~ Gataaaaaaaiiiii~

Psst..Guibo's birthday is same with my mum's birthday hokaaayyy~ Ohhh~ Perasan jap ada jodoh dengan Guibs..hahahahaha!!

Guiboooo.....will you marry me? (.^^.)Y

By the way, ni entry semalam tapi tak sempat nak post. Huhuhu~

Double K stories.

Assalamualaikum.

Cik Hani tengah dalam kelas ni tapi dah bagi kerja dekat students. Suh diorang siapkan assignment. Hahahaha!! Baik terlebih lecturer ni.

Btw, this is short entry. Rasa terpanggil nak buat entry ni.

First,
Tahniah untuk my best buddy Khai yang dah tamat latihan polis. Yeayyy!! Lepas ni jadi abang polis la. Jangan libatkan diri dalam rasuah ye. Tak kira kerja polis ke, cikgu ke, nasihat ni untuk semua.

Second,
Dear you, cakap la apa pun, buat la apa pun, luka yang ada masih kekal. All your ignorance tu still stay in my heart, my mind, and my vein. I am not your second option. So do her. We just treat you as a friend. People may misjudge by thinking that we are get back together. But, I received enough shit from you. Dah banyak gila taik yang kau baling, yang kau palit pada aku. So, cukup-cukup la tu.
Aku tak boleh lepaskan DIA sebab aku rasa dia yang paling baik dan sempurna untuk aku, pendek kata he is the best for me. But YOU, you think YOU are the best for her, that is why you can't let her go. Just because you think you are the greatest and the perfect match for her. Can you see the difference now? Ada bezanya tak boleh lepaskan sebab dia paling bagus dengan rasa diri sendiri paling bagus. Sudah-sudah la dengan segala mak nenek tipu helah tu. Tak penat ke? Tolong kesiankan diri sendiri.
Yee, I nampak okay, boleh senyum dengan you, boleh ketawa buat lawak dengan you. But, don't you know that everytime I see your face, even heard your name been called, all your curses, accusations, bullshits, lies, pain, ignorance, semua tu macam wayang dalam kepala ni? SEMUA TU. Semua taik tu aku ingat.

Okay, baik aku stop kat sini sebelum semua aku carut. Haha.

Stress is a Silent Killer.

Assalamualaikum.

Merujuk kepada tajuk entry kali ni, wahhhhh...ilimiah sangat tau....Hahahahaha! Okay, back to the point. Baru-baru ni, Dr. cakap Cik Hani kena depression a.k.a kemurungan. Yang paling best, Cik Hani pegi klinik, Cik Hani bagitau siap2 dengan Dr. yang Cik Hani kena panic attack and depression. Ketawa terus Dr. tu..hehehehe~

Dah 3 minggu sebenarnya Cik Hani depress and stress melampau-lampau. Macam-macam hal jadi. Sampai satu tahap Cik Hani rasa nak give up. Rasa penat sangat. Masalah kereta, masalah duit, masalah keluarga, masalah diri sendiri, regret with everything and every pain, dan penyumbang utama kepada stress Cik Hani adalah masalah kerja. The worst part is, mamat tu ingat Cik Hani kena depress sebab dia bercakap balik dengan lady tu. Adoiyai~ Lagi stress dengar statement tu.

For your information (even you might not read my blog because you remember nothing about me), I am having obsessive thoughts in the past few weeks. You and HIM (not her) were PART of the reason. Read properly please. PART OF THE REASON. BUT, I am NOT DEPRESSED because you talked to her or you already okay with her (in fact I am glad you were not ignoring her or pretending that she is not around you like how you did to me), I AM REGRETTING MY MISTAKE BY CHOOSING YOU TO BE PART OF MY LIFE AND YOU CHEATED ON ME AND KEEP LYING TO ME LIKE I AM NOTHING TO YOU!!!.

ohhhh~ Leganya dapat luahkan benda ni. Hahahaha! Serius, masa kena panic attack tu, memang rasa macam "habesla aku...tak penah-penah tak boleh control stress sampai depress macam ni" Bila dah okay sket baru pergi klinik jumpa Dr.

Takpe. Allah ada. Sabar je. Stress ni memang silent killer. Tak boleh biarkan. We have to find any ways to channel out our stress and redirect our mind. Jangan jadi macam Cik Hani. Simpan sume benda sorang2 sampai kena panic attack. Hahahaha!! Kalau pikir balik, macam lawak pun ade. Ape laaa...mujur study psychology, so all the symptoms tu Cik Hani dah tahu..hehehehe~

Jaga diri, jaga hati. Sebarkan sayang.

Iman, Kak Marlesa & Kak Oswa

Assalamualaikum.

Harini Cik Hani kene keje. Ye. Selangor je yang cuti. KL tak. Uhuhuhuhu~ Sedih. Jap lagi Cik Hani dengan adik Cik Hani nak pegi Jalan TAR nak buat inai and cari shawl untuk baju kitorang. Semalam Ummi dah call dah bagitau kata pelamin tak buat lagi. Hehehe~ Chillax mi, balik nanti Yong buat.

BTW, topik harini bukanlah pasal majlis perkahwinan adik bongsu Cik Hani yang bakal berlangsung hujung minggu ni, tapi nak cerita pasal officemate Cik Hani. Nama dia Nurul Iman tapi panggil Iman je. Dia ni sangatlaaaaaaaaaa comel. Muke dah la putih2 macam minah Arab. Dia ni comel2 perangai dia. Macam blur2 sket. Banyak istilah Melayu pasar yang dia tak paham macam nganjing, and etc.

Masa dia mule2 masuk, Cik Hani banyak gak la tolong dia. Boleh la tolong mana yang mampu. And, kitorang jadi close sebab dia and Cik Hani banyak kongsi rahsia. Haaaaa...rahsia ape tu tak boleh bagitau. Dah nama pun rahsia.

Ada satu insiden tu bila dia menangis dekat office sebab someone which is very stupid (sorry Iman. I panggil dia stupid. Hehehe), masa tu Cik Hani kat Sabah kot. Gelabah gile Cik Hani. Last-last mintak tolong another officemate untuk comfort kan dia. Gila tak risau! Kalau ikut hati, memang nak maki je orang yang buat dia nanges tu.

Dengan Iman ni, Cik Hani selalu teringat dengan best friend Cik Hani kat Sabah. Ros. Sama je personality diorang ni. Kat opis ni ada lagi 2 orang kakak yang memang awesome gile. Diorang ni weng weng masuk air sket. Tapi sumpah baik la. Kak Marlesa n Kak Oswa. Cakap dengan diorang ni kadang2 sakit hati gak sebab kadang2 diorang bagi jawapan yang sangat laaaa unexpected. (- -") Naseb baik la sayang kakak-kakak ni. Huhuhu~

Sooo...ni la gambar kami yang comel ni. Muka paling depan dan paling besor tu Kak Marlesa. Yang paling tak senonoh tu Cik Hani dan yang sopan tu Iman. Hahahaha!! Dalam gambar ni Kak Oswa takde sebab dia tengah shopping. Hahaha!!

Doa untuk orang yang berdukacita

Assalamualaikum.

Terlalu banyak cerita dalam hati yang tak mampu Cik Hani nak kongsi dekat blog ni. Tak mampu dan tak sempat. Allahumma Yassir Wa La Tu'assir. Permudahkanlah segala urusanku Ya Allah.

Cik Hani masih dalam keadaan emosi yang tak stabil Tadi, salah seorang kawan FB Cik Hani pun tetiba up status pasal putus asa dan tak mampu nak lalui ujian yang dia lalui.

Bila jadi macam tu, Cik Hani tergerak nak berkongsi sekali doa yang Cik Hani biasa baca waktu bersedih.

Doa ni untuk elak kemudharatan dan gangguan sihir. Tapi, Cik Hani baca jugak doa ni. Cik Hani baca dan setiap kali perkataan La Yadhurru tu, Cik Hani tekankan dalam hati bahawa tiada dukacita yang mampu memudharatkan Cik Hani. Yakin dan ingatkan hati sendiri bahawa tiada dukacita yang mampu memudharatkan kita. Tiada.

Semoga dapat membantu kalian yang sedang berdukacita di luar sana. Dukacita, putus asa, rasa sakit, mengalah dan ingin pergi jauh tu adalah perasaan orang yang tertekan. Berdoa dan yakinlah bahawa Tuhan akan membantu kita lalui waktu kesukaran ni.

Jaga diri, jaga hati.

Kematian.

Assalamualaikum.

Cik Hani Suke Dia

9 November

Atok. Haritu Yong balik kampung, Atok asyik tido je sebab Atok memang dah tak sihat. Harini Atok 'tidur untuk selamanya'. Al-Fatihah.

*** Tu status kelmarin. ***

 

Cik Hani Suke Dia

2 minutes ago

 

Still not in the mood.

Atok. Yong sentuh Atok masa sebelum Yong balik KL aritu. Yong usap bahu Atok nak bagitau Yong dah nak balik KL. Atok bukak mata kejap je. Semalam last Yong dapat sentuh dahi Atok masa mandikan Atok. Semalam last Yong dapat sentuh bahu Atok masa nak letak tilam bawah jenazah Atok. Semalam last Yong dapat solat jenazah untuk Atok sebelum diorang usung jenazah Atok ke kubur.

Harini, tahun kedua Cik Yem tinggalkan kita semua dan hari kedua Atok tinggalkan kami semua. Selamat jalan. Kita semua bakal menyusul kelak.

Al-Fatihah untuk Atok (Nordin B. Yeop Jana) & Pakcik Ibrahim Mohamed Nasir

 *** Tu status harini. ***

Kenapa lelaki suka tipu?

Assalamualaikum.

Haritu Cik Hani post soalan dekat facebook Cik Hani. Cik Hani post ni :

Kenapa lelaki suka tipu?

Ok. Tukar soalan kontroversi ni kepada soalan versi akademik sket.

1. a) Sukarkah untuk bercakap jujur dan mengamalkan sikap berterus terang? Sokong penjelasan anda dengan memberikan DUA (2) contoh yang sesuai. (8 markah)

b) Berdasarkan ulasan anda untuk soalan 1 a), senaraikan TIGA (3) faktor utama yang menyebabkan individu memilih untuk MENIPU. (12 markah)


Hahahahaha!!!

Nampak sangat kecelaruan emosi sampai buat soalan ni jadi soalan exam. (exam paper tak buat lagi..aaaaa!!!). Make it general la kay. Kenapa kita tipu pasangan kita. KITA ya, baik lelaki mahupun perempuan.

Ni jawapan kawan Cik Hani :

Sang Tenuk Jawapan:

1.
a) Lelaki kadang-kadang terpaksa menipu demi menjaga hati pasangannya.
i) Seorang kawan perempuan mengajak si lelaki minum bersama, dan dengan tiba-tiba teman wanita si lelaki ini telefon dan dia terpaksa menipu agar tidak berlaku syak wasangka.
ii) Selalunya perempuan sukar untuk menerima jawapan dengan hati yang terbuka maka si lelaki terpaksa untuk menipu demi menjaga hati.

2.
a) Tidak ramai pasangan yang akan menerima jawapan temannya dengan hati yang terbuka.
b) Si lelaki cuba MENENANGKAN hati si pasangannya dengan menipu.
b) Cuma sedikit yang benar-benar SUKA untuk menipu dari berkelakuan jujur terhadap pasangannya.

p/s: harap dapat markah penuh! hahaha


Jadi, boleh tak jawapan tu? Mari fikir dan bincangkan bersama. Dalam entry seterusnya (bila-bila rajin) Cik Hani bagitau kenapa Cik Hani boleh tergerak nak buat status ni. Sekarang tengah emo. Tak boleh. Nanti banyak carutan dan makian yang keluar. Bwahahaha!! 

Pesanan untuk Perempuan

Assalamualaikum.

Harini hati Cik Hani tergerak untuk menulis pasal perempuan. Sebab apa? Sebab Cik Hani pompuan la! Hahaha! Jangan serius sangat boleh tak? Cik Hani nak tulis pasal perempuan dan berdikari. Bukan megi kari. Okay tak lawak.

1. LESEN MEMANDU.

Haritu lagi Cik Hani nak bincang pasal perlunya perempuan sekarang untuk berdikari. Di saat mengharungi dunia yang semakin mencabar sekarang ni (skema kan?), sedar tak wahai kaum Hawa sekalian bahawa pentingnya kita berdikari? Ambil contoh paling senang, lesen kereta. Iye. Lesen kereta. Tahu tak betapa pentingnya kepada perempuan untuk ada lesen kereta DAN boleh memandu kereta sekarang ni?

Cik Hani ambil lesen kereta masa umur 17 tahun. Mule2 macam tak heran sangat pasal lesen kereta ni. Tapi, bila dah 'tercampak' belajar kat Sabah tu, rasa macam "Bapak ahh! Nasib baik dah ada lesen kereta." Macam-macam insiden yang membuatkan Cik Hani bersyukur ada lesen dan tahu memandu kereta. Masa best friend Cik Hani si Ros accident, kami berulang alik ke hospital, sewa kereta dan Cik Hani yang drive. Bayangkanlah, kita dah jauh dari family, dengan kawan-kawanlah kita bergantung harap.

Masa kat Sabah tu lagi best, bila Khai, Ejal, Pendi, Myteam (termasuk Shafex sekali rasenye) TAKDE LESEN!. SERONOKKKKKK SANGAT bila selalunya Cik Hani yang jadi driver diorang baik kat Sabah ke kat KL memang Cik Hani la yang drive. Masa dah kerja kat KL ni, barulah diorang amik lesen kereta. Tu pun MALAS LAGI nak drive (asyik aku je yang kene!).

Samalah situasi bekerja di KL ni. Ada lesen kereta membolehkan kita semua bergerak bebas. Bayangkan kalau adik beradik atau saudara mara kita accident di KL tengah-tengah malam dan kita yang paling dekat, nak datang membantu. Tapi kalau kita takde kereta, kan agak bahaya kalau nak naik teksi ke tempat kejadian. Takkan nak telefon kawan2 yang ada lesen untuk bawak kita pegi ke tempat tu?

Jadi, paham tak kenapa pentingnya lesen memandu dan kebolehan membawa kereta?

2. PENDAPATAN

Next, pentingnya kita sebagai perempuan ni untuk berkerja atau memiliki pendapatan sendiri. Cik Hani tak cakap la kita kena pergi kerja tempat grand2 kat office bagai sampai balik lewat malam. Cik Hani pun takde la nak cakap yang kita tak elok nak jadi suri rumah sepenuh masa. Buatlah apa pun, kerja sepenuh masa di office atau suri rumah sepenuh masa, asalkan ia mendatangkan pendapatan kepada kita.

Siapa cakap jadi suri rumah tak boleh dapat duit? Boleh. Buat bisnes dari rumah, kerja sambilan macam jahit langsir ke, jahit manik kat baju ke, buat kek ke, jual nasi lemak depan rumah ke, asalkan ada duit masuk dalam poket. Kita tak tahu masa bila kita memerlukan duit dengan jumlah yang banyak. Cuba bayangkan kalau tiba-tiba (nauzubillah) suami kita ditimpa kemalangan, atau dibuang kerja? Dan kita bergantung sepenuhnya dengan dia sebagai punca mata pencarian? Susah kan? Susah bila kita terpaksa mula berfikir macam mana nak cari modal nak mula berniaga ke, nak jual ape ke. Susah.

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Cik Hani menulis ni berdasarkan pengalaman dan pemerhatian Cik Hani sendiri. Takde niat nak menyindir sesiapa. Ada dalam kalangan orang-orang yang terdekat dengan Cik Hani lalui benda ni semua. Payahnya diorang bila isteri/tunang/awek/kawan karib yang takde lesen. Risaunya Cik Hani fikir bila tengok perempuan yang tak bekerja dan lepak2 kat rumah meanwhile husband diorang kerja. Kita tak tahu masa depan kita macam mana. Baik kita bersiap sedia dari sekarang.

Tak salah menjadi perempuan yang berdikari dan tak bergantung sepenuhnya dengan lelaki. Bukannya hilang manja tu kalau kita berdikari pun.

Random #9 Susahnya la pakai smartphone

Assalamualaikum.

Di saat Cik Hani menulis entry ni, emosi Cik Hani berada dalam keadaan tidak stabil. Kesan makan ubat banyak sangat. Adoila doktor weyhhh~ Ubat apa Dr. bagi ni? Abes period, emosi, selera makan sume kacau ni. Adesss~ Penat la macm ni. Bila Allah tarik nikmat sihat tu, baru tahu erti penyesalan!.

Ape benda yang Cik Hani mengarut ni? Sila abaikan ye. Maapkan saya penunggu gua. Cerita pasal nikmat ni, baru-baru ni adik Cik Hani beli handphone baru. Handphone Cik Hani plak dah hilang masa pegi umrah haritu. Iyeee...handphone Galaxy Note Cik Hani tu dah hilang. Wuhuhuhu~ Sedih gile kot!! Semasa ketiadaan smartphone, ummi Cik Hani belikan handphone Ninetology. Bapak saket hati gile gune handphone tu. Beli pakai rebate rm200 untuk Pakej Komunikasi Belia tu. Kalau ikut ranking 'kecerdikan' macam ranking exam masa sekolah dulu, kompom handphone ni la paling tak cerdik, paling corot.

Bayangkanlah Cik Hani dah biasa pakai Galaxy Note, suddenly phone hilang. Masa kat Mekkah tu pakai handphone Nokia cokia biasa je. Nak online gune phone S2 adik. Masa tu pun Cik Hani dah complain "slow gile fon kau!". Bila pakai handphone Ninetology tu memang mencarut-carut je la kejenye..huhuhu~

Berbalik pada cerita adik Cik Hani beli handphone baru, dia beli Galaxy Note 3. Dia tanya la sikit pasal Note. Pastu dia cakap,

Adik : Yong, patut kau komplen masa pakai handphone aku kat Mekkah kau kata handphone tu slow. Bila aku dah pakai Note, bila pakai balik S2 tu, baru sedar memang slow handphone tu compared to Note. Padahal baru pakai Note bape hari je.

C.H : Kannnnnnn~ Baru kau tahu erti nikmat! hahaha!!

Kitorang ketawa-ketawa je masa tu. And, the best part is, tunang adik Cik Hani pun hilang handphone. So, Cik Hani pakai handphone adik S2, handphone Ninetology ni bagi tunang adik pakai. So, adik Cik Hani cakap, kalau Yong pun boleh sabar pakai handphone ni, maksudnya kau pun boleh. Hahahaha!! Nampak sangat Cik Hani kurang sabar. Cik Hani cakap kalau dia boleh sabar pakai handphone tu, InsyaAllah dia boleh join untuk ajar special needs children. Bwahahaahha!!

Ok. Tu je. Revolusi handphone.

Sekian carutan dan karutan saya untuk hari ini.

Post lama yang dah di'publish' balik. Random #8

Assalamualaikum.

There is nothing I want to hide. This is my blog so this is part of my world. Blog ni jadi saksi suka duka cinta luka tawa tangis Cik Hani selama ini. Dah nama pun blog picisan lagi mengarut. Selamat membaca entry-entry lama Cik Hani. Moga jangan ada yang terluka, especially YOU. Read at your own risks. Muntah hijau ke, geli geleman ke, histeria ke, SAYA TIDAK BERTANGGUNGJAWAB.

Dear you,

There are 3 posts that I republish again :
1. Dalam Hati Ada Taman
2. First Date
3. Bear With It Hani

Jawapan kanak-kanak tentang perkahwinan

Assalamualaikum..tadi kawan Cik Hani share 1 link ni. Jawapan budak-budak pasal marriage and relationship. Sumpah lawak. Hahahaha!! Comel je bebudak ni~

A group of young kids were asked how do you decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.
 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8

(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8

 

And the #1 Favorite is……..

 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

Bila orang buat taik dengan kita

Bila orang buat taik dengan kita,
Marah dia je. Jangan libatkan orang lain.

Bila orang buat taik dengan kita,
Carut dia sorang je. Jangan libatkan kawan-kawan dia.

Bila orang buat taik dengan kita,
Jangan kawan dia. Tapi kawan dengan kawan-kawan dan musuh dia.

Bila orang buat taik dengan kita,
Kita balas dengan bunga.
Tapi bagi bunga taik ayam pastu campak je kat muke dia.

Pokok & Personaliti.

First picture that captures your attention.
Choose and read! Have Fun!!

1. You are a generous and moral (not to confuse with moralizing) person. You always work on self-improvement. You are very ambitious and have very high standards. People might think that communicating with you is difficult, but for you, it isn't easy to be who you are. You work very hard but you are not in the least selfish. You work because you want to improve the world. You have a great capacity to love people until they hurt you. But even after they do. . . you keep loving. Very few people can appreciate everything you do as well as you deserve.

2. You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day's work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.

3.You are a smart and thoughtful person. You are a great thinker. Your thoughts and ideas are the most important. You like to think about your theories and views alone. You are an introvert. You get along with those who likes to think and learn. You spend a lot of time, thinking about morality. You are trying to do what is right, even if the majority of society does not agree with you.

4. You are perceptive and philosophical person. You are a unique, one soul of your kind. Next to you there's no one even slightly similar to you. You are intuitive and a bit quirky. You are often misunderstood, and it hurts you. You need personal space. Your creativity needs to be developed, it requires respect of others. You are a person who clearly sees the light and dark sides of life. You are very emotional.

5. You are self-assured and in charge. You are very independent. Your guiding principle in life is 'I'll do it my way.'. You are very self-reliant and know how to stay strong for yourself and the people you Love. You know exactly what you want and are not afraid of pursuing your dreams. The only thing you demand from people is honesty. You are strong enough to accept the truth.

6. You are kind and sensitive. People relate to you very well. You have many friends and you love helping them. You have this warm and bright aura that makes people feel good when they are around you. Every day, you think about what you can do to improve yourself. You want to be interesting, insightful and unique. More than anybody else in the world, you need to love. You are even ready to love those who don't love you back.

7. You are happy and unflappable. You are a very sensitive and understanding person. You are a great listener who know how to be non-judgmental. You believe that everybody has their own journey in life. You are open to new people and events. You are highly resistant to stress and rarely worry. Normally, you are very relaxed. You always manage to have a good time and never lose your way.

8. You are charming and energetic. You are a fun person who knows how to make people laugh. You live in a state of harmony with the universe. You are spontaneous and enthusiastic. You never say no to an adventure. Often, you end up surprising and even shocking people. But that's just how you are. . . You always remain true to yourself. You have many interests and if something proves of interest to you, you will not rest until you acquire a profound knowledge of this area.

9. You are optimistic and lucky. You believe that life is a gift and you try to achieve as much as possible and put this gift to the best use possible. You are very proud of your achievements. You are ready to stick by the people you care about through thick and thin. You have a very healthy approach to life. The glass is (at least) half full for you. You use any opportunity to forgive, learn, and grow because you believe that life is too short to do otherwise.

S.E.D.I.H

Tips Hilangkan Jerawat Dengan Bahan-bahan Yang Mudah

Assalamualaikum.


Cik Hani tengah stress so jerawat tengah berlumba2 naik kat muka ni. Huhuhu~ So masa surfing internet ternampak la artikel ni....boleh la try nanti..hehehehe~

11 Fast Natural Home Remedies to Treat Pimples

September 10, 2013 11:35 AM by Rachel Au

Natural remedies that are easy peasy and super budget-friendly!

Pimples. Acne. Zits. However big or small, just one of them making a cameo on our faces could instantly send us into panic mode. OMG, PIMPLE! Of course, sometimes it's not their fault for appearing. Stress, eating pimple-friendly foods and many other factors can be blamed. Fortunately, there are ways to prevent them and there are ways to zap them away! For the times when you run out of pimple gel or if you're looking for a more natural pimple cure, we've found a few simple home remedies you can try and you'll be surprised at how they're items you already have in your kitchen!
Psst... remember to use these remedies with care and in moderation. OVER-using them might make your skin worse or cause dryness.

1. Tomato

You always hear about how eating tomatoes are great for your skin but did you know that applying it externally also works wonders? Just cut a tomato in half and rub some of the juice on the spot(s) once or twice a day! Wash it off after an hour.



2. Lemon juice

They make great lemonade, but on their own, just dabbing some on a pimple could help shrink it thanks to their astringent properties. Word of caution: wash it off before heading out into the sun; it could bleach your face and make your skin extra sensitive. 


3. Green tea ice cubes

While ice cubes are known to reduce swelling, freezing green tea turns it into an extra astringent power-up. Rub one over a blemish for several minutes to reduce inflammation and for antimicrobial action.

4. Egg white

Time to crack an egg! Use your (clean) fingertip to swipe a little of the gooey raw egg white left from the egg shell and apply it on your zits. And then, err...scramble that egg or something.

5. Honey

If you see the pimple head, it means it's time to dab a little honey on it and then put a band-aid over it. Go to sleep. When you wake up, it'll be smaller, or better yet, gone!


6. Apple Cider Vinegar

Simply dab some apple cider vinegar on a pimple once or twice a day with a cotton bud. Leave it on for a minimum of 20 minutes. Be sure to ONLY apply it on a raging zit as it'd otherwise be too strong for your skin. 


7. Potato

Whether you use them sliced, grated or juiced, potatoes are great for pimples, dark circles and puffiness! Well, for the latter two, you can only use potato slices. Leave it on your pimple for 5 to 7 minutes to reduce the swelling and inflammation!


8. Carrot

Boil, mash and then apply the now-carrot-paste onto your pimples. Rinse it with cold water after 15 to 20 minutes. Seems too tedious? You can try carrot juice too.

9. Strawberries

While these aren't your average household fruits, this trick will help maximize its usage when you DO buy them. Slice the top part of the strawberry (with the leafy bits) and rub the remaining itsy bitsy flesh on your pimples. Leave it on for 20 to 30 mins. Rinse.

10. Garlic

While we're not THAT sure if it can really kill vampires, it can most certainly kill bacteria. Peel a garlic clove, smash it into mush and apply it (or the juice) on the blemish. Leave it for 20 mins or so, and rinse.  



11. Listerine You've heard of the toothpaste remedy, but it turns out this mouthwash works too! Just dab it with a cotton bud and hold it there for 2 minutes before letting it air-dry OR you can rinse it off after 1 minute. However, there are two things you should note - make sure you use the original Listerine and not the other flavours, and it's best not to try this if you have sensitive skin. 

Source: Yahoo! Voices, Crunchy Betty, Reader's Digest, Style Craze, Modellist-id; Photos: StockExchange, atlantablackstar.com (apple cider vinegar), MOffice (green tea)

Status Halal Restoran Pelita

Assalamualaikum.

Kecoh jap gambar kat atas tu kan? Pasal Restoran Pelita ni halal ke tak sebenarnye.



Pasal kes gambar Restoran Pelita yang kecoh jap tu. Ni penjelasan dari orang yang membuat sedikit kajian. Beza antara orang bijak dan sengaja tunjuk bijak adalah USAHA DALAM MENCARI ILMU PENGETAHUAN. Orang bijak, dia berusaha untuk cari pencerahan maklumat tu betul ke tak. Orang tunjuk bijak main share je maklumat tu. Tak tau betul ke tak kan?

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Dari Tuan Zamri Mohamad
Setakat penyelidikan saya, mereka mempunyai kumpulan pengarah, termasuk Muslim.

Maklumat sehingga 2009, ia bukan bisnes warisan keluarga seperti perniagaan India Muslim lain. Ia bermula dari gabungan rakan kongsi

Pelita Samudera bermula dengan lapan rakan kongsi yang mempunyai kemahiran dan latar pendidikan yang berbeza.

Antara mereka merupakan pemimpin agama, arkitek, peniaga, pengurus perniagaan berasaskan makanan dan chef.

Mereka merupakan ahli lembaga pengarah yang dipengerusikan oleh Shamsuri Ahmad.

Rekod sehingga tahun 2003, Jabatan Agama Islam Pulau Pinang telah memastikan sijil halal dikeluarkan selepas 12 orang pekerja dilatih dalam memproses bekalan ayam sebanyak 2,500 hingga 3,000 ekor ayam sehari untuk 10 cawangan restoran Pelita Samudera yang beroperasi pada ketika itu.

Jika foto digunakan seperti ini, sama seperti kita meletakkan foto orang Jepun pemilik AEON JUSCO sedang merasmikan tokong di sana ketika mana pelanggan majoriti Muslim membeli produk di AEON dan membeli sushi di sini.

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Dari Puan Sri Diah Shaharuddin
Saya bersetuju dengan kenyataan Tuan Zamri Mohamad. Ini info yang saya dapat. Restoran Pelita Nasi Kandar mempunyai 7 orang pemegang saham dalam syarikat ini iaitu:
- Dato’ Shamsuri bin Ahmad
- Dato’ Murugan Doraisamy @ Ramesh - muslim
- Uswath Khan bin Kirudu Mohamed – non muslim
- K. K. Sihabutheen bin Kirudu Mohamed - muslim
- Syed Abbas Ali bin Abdul Rahman - muslim
- S. Prebagaran Subramaniam – non muslim
- Azeem Qusairy bin Bardril - muslim
- Berdasarkan Profil Pengurusan ini 5 orang pemegang sahamnya yang lain adalah beragama Islam. >< Ahmad Anas Ismail.
- Pihak JAKIM tidak meletakkan syarat pemilik syarikat mestilah beragama Islam sebagai syarat untuk mendapatkan sijil Halal JAKIM. Oleh itu, isu ini sememangnya tidak wajar diperbesarkan.


Untuk pengetahuan korang, Tuan Zamri tu antara penggerak BACA@LRT and Puan Sri Diah tu adalah penulis novel and sekarang bertugas di Karangkraf. Seronok berkawan dengan orang-orang pandai yang memang suka buat research ni (cuma Cik Hani je tak lekat perangai tu. Bwahahaha!!) daripada deal dengan orang2 yang selalu tunjuk pandai ni.

So, kesimpulannya kalau anda rasa was was dengan restoran pelita ni hala ke tak, tak payah la pergi kalau tak yakin. Dalam Islam pun dah cakap kalau was was tu better jangan buat kan? Kalau Solat was was pun kita kena start or buat balik kan? So, the choice is yours.

Jebat Ruffedge vs. Keadilan dah mati?

Assalamualaikum.

Topik harini berat sket. Rasanya ramai dah tahu pasal Jebat a.k.a Iwan Ruffedge telah dijatuhkan hukuman bersalah kerana merogol anak tiri dia dan dihukum penjara 20 tahun dan 10 kali sebatan. Tersentap sangat dapat tahu berita ni sebab ada 2 3 kali jugak Cik Hani bertembung dengan dia masa event By Heart Clan. By Heart Clan antara kumpulan nasyid underground yang sangat aktif dan Jebat menjadi salah seorang mentor a.k.a tenaga pengajar a.k.a abang kepada bebudak BHC termasuklah adik Cik Hani. Dalam kalangan BHC memang dah tahu kisah sebenar pasal Abang Jebat ni. Kesian dia. Bukan salah dia. Tapi mahkamah dah jatuhkan hukuman.

Bila dikenang balik, agaknya besar kemungkinan kes2 rogol budak bawah umur kat Malaysia yang melibatkan cikgu-cikgi ke ustaz2 ke dan sebagainya mungkin sebahagian dari mereka menerima nasib macam Abang Jebat. Which is, diorang tak buat tapi bukti menjurus kepada diorang bila dikemukakan bukti dan saksi palsu. Kesian.

Cik Hani tak tahu nak terangkan macam mana tapi my first impression untuk Abang Jebat ni dia memang abang2 kot. Protective! Adik Cik Hani tak pernah plak mengadu kena harassment ke hape kan...Adik Cik Hani pompuan tau. Selalu je diorang training vocal la hape la kat studio, takde plak dia mengadu... Ntah la.

Banyak cerita di sebalik kes ni. Boleh baca kat Warung Kopi SeeSharpMinor

 Untuk Abang Jebat, Allah sentiasa bersama orang-orang yang sabar. Saya doakan abang diberikan keadilan sewajarnya.