Mamat Hensem

ASSALAMUALAIKUM..

Harini Cik Hani nak pergi jumpe Mamat Hensem. Wahaha~ Bukan pakwe baru tapi baby baru.. Awww~ Baby Guinea Pig. Cik Hani adopt Abyssinian Guinea Pig. Tadi punyelah semangat pergi beli cage hape semua kan. Padahal Guinea Pig nye x amik lagi. Tapi dah nak bagi nama siap2..Wahaha~ Nak panggil Mamat Hensem.T.api tengoklah, kalau x best tukar lah nama lain.. Ehehe~ Effa ni nak let go je GP tu. FREE HOKAYY~ Thats why Cik Hani hamik sebab free. Kalau nak beli mahal gak. Ada yang murah tapi kecik kot. Biarlah, yang penting nak gi amik Mamat Hensem kejap lagi. EXCITED. Hope everything will be fine and go smoothly. Hopefully gak la panjang umur si Mamat Hensem ni dengan Cik Hani sebab Effa kata dia ada fungus..Tapi tadi Cik Hani dah belikan anti fungus spray untuk Mamat Hensem. Ngeh3~

p/s : Nanti Cik Hani upload gambar Mamat Hensem kay~ (..*)Y

JOM CONTENG!!!!

Setelah sekian lama Cik Hani tak join apa2 GA or Contest, marilah join Cik Hani bersama-sama join contest JOM CONTENG ni...

Hmm..cerita syarat2 dia kang jadi panjang la plak kan.......Jadi, korang gi la baca sindri ek..

SOoo...Inilah entry Cik Hani..Dalam kategori : KECIK KECIK suatu ketika dahulu

p/s : Wahai Encik Fadhli, kalau saya tak menang no. 3 ke, at least bagi la saya menang no. 1 pun xpela. So dat, saya dapat 2 2 koleksi buku Conteng-Conteng u tu...hihihi~

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Alkisah bermula apabila,

Setiap kali musim perayaan atau cuti sekolah, kitorang memang sangat suke balik kampung belah Ummi di Perak sebab kazen2 Cik Hani memang ramai kat sana compared to kazen2 kat Johor. Nak-nak lagi time bulan puase and nak dekat2 raya tu kan....Ade je aktiviti2 yang selalu kitorang buat time malam2..Orang solat terawih tapi kitorang wat projek mega kan..hehe~ Acara paling feymes time malam pas buka puase adalah : Main Aci Nyorok!!!!
Ye la...pagi kan penat nak main kejar2..Nak2 pulak time bulan puase mane la ade hantu 'tuuuttt' kan...Sume hantu, syaitonnn kan sume kene ikat..So, selamat la..[Sangat naive pemikiran Cik Hani pada zaman kanak2 kan? (-___-")]

Syarat-syarat main Aci Nyorok (mengikut peringkat Cucu2 Tok Nor & Opah Enon, Lambor Kiri) :
1. Sesi Lat Ta Li Lat (carik team dulu).
2. Osom (nak kira sape mule dulu).
3. Lari & Nyorok La.
4. Carik semua skali sampai dapat pastu bubuh diorang dalam 'penjara'.
5. Kena jaga2 kat 'penjara' tu sebab nanti kalau pihak lawak dapat 'sap' team diorang yang kat penjara tu, diorang boleh lari keluar.

Cerita yang sebenarnya bermula begini :
AMARAN KERAS! Karikatur yang dipaparkan mungkin akan menyakitkan mata anda oleh kerana ianya dilukis oleh pelukis tangan yang TAK berseni, dan ianya dilukis di whiteboard sekolah Cik Hani. ehehe~

Seperti biase, soalan wajib yang mesti Cik Hani tanya dengan Ummi Cik Hani kan...


Berita 'panas' ni mestilah dikongsi secara berjemaah dengan adik-adik Cik Hani kan?


Sampai di kampung, bila time dah petang2 nak dekat buka puasa, memang ni la soalan wajib yang akan diajukan oleh kazen Cik Hani ni.


Ni la sesi Lat Ta Li Lat.

So, game bermula.


Kejadian sebelum permainan bermula.


Peta Lokasi Kejadian.
Sila ambil perhatian, kawasan depan umah mak cik Cik Hani yang dekat dengan pokok2 tu memang gelap. (-____-")

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Sebagai memenuhi syarat-syarat contest, ni lah jawapan saya terhadap soalan2 yang dikemukakan :


Apakah 3 perkara yang paling anda suka dengan blog contengconteng?
1. kartun2 yang sangat comel & rare.
2. memori2 masa zaman2 kanak2 mesti ter-rewind dalam otak everytime baca entry C2..Even dah baca banyak kali. (^^,)
3. Kucing The Cat!!!!

Apakah 3 perkara yang anda rasa boleh diperbaiki?
1. Rajin2 la hupdate, so Cik Hani boleh senyum selalu baca entry u.
2. Upload gambar/entry Kucing The Cat banyak2 ye..kikiki~
3. Carikkan awek untuk Kucing the Cat since u pun dah nak kahwin kan? lalala~

Apakah 3 barangan (merchandise) yang anda ingin blog contengconteng hasilkan?
1. T-shirt
2. Poskad Kucing The Cat + autograph dia.
3. Keychain/mobile accessories.

Tear Us Apart, Nadhira Feat. Ron E Jones.

Tear Us Apart, Nadhira Feat. Ron E Jones.

From the first time we met each other

I knew that we’d be together

I saw in your eyes

It’s just a matter of time

Don’t know if this feels like the real thing

Tell me what to do where do I begin

Don’t know where to start

Should I let you in my heart

And all it took was one touch, one kiss

I’ve never felt love like this

I pray I wish we can have this forever

I told you from the very start

It’s always gonna be about us

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

I knew that we would make it this far

No nothing’s gonna tear us apart

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

Girl you know that now we’re together

I won’t leave your side forever

You know that i’m yours

Baby, you’re my only girl in the world

Now I have no reason to be alone

Fell in love with you

You are now my home

I’ll always be true

I see no one else but you

And all it took was one touch, one kiss

I’ve never felt love like this

I pray I wish we can have this forever

I told you from the very start

It’s always gonna be about us

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

I knew that we would make it this far

No nothing’s gonna tear us apart

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us apart

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us

Ain’t nothing gonna tear us apart

And all it took was one touch, one kiss

I’ve never felt love like this

I pray I wish we can have this forever

I told you from the very start

It’s always gonna be about us

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

I knew that we would make it this far

No nothing’s gonna tear us apart

Just don’t go and break my heart

Baby, don’t go and break my heart

KENAPALAH AKU KERJA KAT SINI~

ASSALAMUALAIKUM.

CIK HANI :  STRESS GILE + SUMPAH TAK SUKE X TENSION MELAMPAU / KEMARAHAN YANG MERUAP-RUAP (SUASANA DAN PERSEKITARAN KERJA YANG TAK GEMBIRA DAN TAK MEMBANGUN) = ENTRY NI.

SUMPAH SUSAH GILA NAK COPE & ADAPT DENGAN TEMPAT KERJA BARU NI. PADAHAL DAH NAK MASUK 5 BULAN KOT KERJA KAT SINI.

PASNI NAK TUKAR KERJA LA. GI KERJA KAT U.S PLAK SEBAB SEKARANG DIORANG DAH KELUARKAN LIST PEKERJAAN2 YANG MENDATANGKAN KEPUASAN & KEGEMBIRAAN KEPADA PEKERJA2 (BERDASAKAN KAJI SELIDIK YANG DIJALANKAN KE ATAS PEKERJA-PEKERJA DI AMERIKA).

Here is a list of the top 10 Happiest Jobs In America, based on analysis from more than 100,400 employee-generated reviews between February 2011 and January 2012.

1. Software Quality Assurance Engineer
Score: 4.24

2. (tie) Executive Chef
Score: 4.15

2. (tie) Property Manager
Score: 4.15

4. Teller
Score: 4.14

5. Warehouse Manager
Score: 4.13

6. Administrative Assistant
Score: 4.11

7. Customer Service Representative
Score: 4.06

8. Accountant
Score: 4.05

9. (tie) Systems Engineer
Score: 4.01

9. (tie) Construction Manager
Score: 4.01

SUMBER IHSAN : MAK CIK YAHOO!

The One That Got Away - Tiffany Alvord & Chester See

Summer after high school, when we first met
We'd make out in your Mustang to Radiohead
And on my 18th Birthday
We got matching tattoos

Grabbed a bunch of blankets
And climbed to the roof
We'd talk about our future
like we had a clue
Never planned that one day
I'd be loosing you

And in another life,
I would be your girl
We'd keep for our promises
Be us against the world

And in other life,
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away

I was June and you were my Johnny Cash
Never one without the other
We made a pact
Sometimes when I miss you,
I put those records on

Someone said you had your tattoo removed
I saw you downtown singing the blues
Its time to face the music
I'm no longer your muse

And in another life
You would be my girl
We'd keep full our promises
Be us against the world

And in another life,
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
the one that got away

The one (X3)
that got away

All this money can't buy me a time machine (Noo)
Can't replace you with a million rings (Noo)
Shoulda told you what you meant to me (Whoa)
Cause now I pay the price

And in another life,
I would be your girl (You would be my girl)
We'd keep for our promises
Be us against the world

And in another life,
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
The one (away)
The one
The one
The one that got away

 VIDEO CLIP THIS AWESOME SONG!